So usually Paul and I get along pretty well. It takes a lot for us to really get "P-Oed" with each other. But a few days ago... the "it" hit the "fan". :)
Honestly, I don't even remember how it started, but when I came to, paul was storming out of the house, and a blind rage took over my body. I paced the house desperately trying to find something to destroy that would really hit him below the belt. Then genius struck. I ran to fridge grabbing the two items that would have the greatest impact--his orange juice and chocolate milk. Hahah! This will teach him to sass me! I angrily poured the contents of each down the drain--with each drop feeling better and better. I then set the empty containers outside the door- a dark omen to anyone who enters, not to mess with an angry sugar mama.
It's funny now.... I knew orange juice and chocolate milk were the way to devastate Paul the most. He laughed too, after the sting wore off... hahaha!!
That'll teach him.
ps. lucky for him, my mom is in town and will re-buy these for him. She has always liked him the best.
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I'm not sure which is more hilarious...the fact that you knew what would hit him the hardest (and followed through) or that something as dumb as dumping out the OJ and Chocolate Milk is what you both consider devastating to him.
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't have any more fights like that! You may become dehydrated if it gets too bad!!
...you guys make me smile.
Leah! It's Becca Klooz. I enjoyed reading your blog. You two are hilarious! Miss you dearly. How is Arizona treating you guys? I look forward to reading more updates. Take care!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if I ever destroyed Austen's oatmeal and grapefruit juice. I think I would have to move to AZ and live with you...Miss you....
ReplyDeleteAngie
Nice..intense fight. I could see you two throwing some nasty punches. Amanda and I use to rastle, but the whole pregnancy thing gets in the way.
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